Friday, October 21

The Friday List
Excuses for getting out of the office christmas party
(AKA more bah-humbug, bitter rantings - what is wrong with me this week?)

    I'm cutting my arm off with a blunt Bic razor
    I'm putting my head in for dry cleaning
    There's no-one at home to look after the llama
    I'm washing my courgettes
    I've got some pheasants coming to stay
    It's my garden gnome's 30th birthday bash

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