Euw, the horror of Valentine’s Day. We boycott it in our house, under the guise of ‘we are nice to each other every day’. Which might sound a bit smug, but not as smug as the people who are flaunting their love with material tat.
Here’s a list of things I will not be doing today.
Instead, I will be going home, walking the Blod, having a nice glass of Beaujolais, a Shepherd’s Pie and watching a film about a mental patient and a porn star. You can’t get more romantic than that.
Happy Valentine’s Day lovers!