Friday, January 19
My Lovely Lady Lump(s)
Is a very small lady lump, I think, but I still like it. And hey, I haven't piled on the pounds so that's got to be a good thing, eh? I have, however, got a rather impressive pair of enormoboobs (sadly not that visible in this photo).
I shouldn't be too smug though - there's still a whole four months in which to reach Feltzian proportions. And I generally am eating a cake a day.
So the fear of turning into a a 'before' photo from Slimfast ad doesn't seem to be turning into a reality yet. But, of course, there's the other big fear - it coming out. Something the size of a melon out of something the size of a lemon... it is so going to hurt.
I've progressed from not being able to even open Dr Miriam Stoppard's Guide to Pregnancy and Birth, to being able to actually open and read it. Still haven't quite managed to look at the 'real life' pictures of births though. Bleeee.
I've asked people who've gone through it and they all say different things...
Mother Meep: "It's not that bad - just like bad period pain."
H: "It's fine, I really enjoyed it."
J: "It was the best day of my life."
But some have told the truth:
L: "It's absolutely hideous. Have all the drugs that you can."
Ho-hum. Suppose it's got to come out somehow.
And the best news is, that Mini Meep is a Mini Miss Meep - a little girl. Hurrah. Here's to many years of Hello Kitty and pink glittery things.
Yes, it is 4pm and, no, I haven't brushed my hair yet today. Hair is so... dull.