I've always had a bit of thing about Sting. Well, ever since he went all tree-hugging and yoga-loving anyway. But ever since this story was in the news, my little crush has been re-ignited.
Reasons why I shouldn't fancy Sting
- He's old. About 60 probably. The same age as my dad. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
- He is blonde - I only like dark men.
- His music is... well, a bit crap.
- He is a proper Womble and lover of trees and Mother Earth in general.
- He loves yoga and is all bendy and zen.
- He has six children, so he'd probably be dying to make even more beautiful babies so I would be allowed to stay at home baking cakes and cuddling bambinos all day.
- Would you just look at him!
(PS Sorry, Mr Meep - you are much nicer than Sting really. Mwah!)