I'm such a boring pregnant woman - I don't have any tales of comedy bum grapes or insane dreams about giving birth to a fully-grown zebra.
Humungous weight gain - nope
Cravings - nada
Backache - none
Mood swings - not a sausage
Swollen ankles - nah
One of those dark lines down the belly - no
Bonkers dreams - not even baby zebra in sight
I feel healthy and happy and calm and just, well, normal.
(But oh, could I tell you about constipation. But no-one wants to hear about that particular symptom. Let's just say two huge glasses of the devil's brew that is prune juice as an emergency measure is so not a good idea.)
Does this mean I'm in for a horrendous birth to make up for the comfortable time I'm having so far?