I've had a bad day.
I got a B for my photography project, after putting my heart and soul and lots and lots of time into it.
I have hormone-related spots all over my nose.
And, for the first time in my entire life, I have had to throw something I have cooked straight into the bin. It was a Nigella chocolate cake that I hadn't made before. I was rushing, forgot a vital ingredient and the whole thing went tits up.
I hate all my clothes, my house is dirty and messy all the time, I feel useless and ugly and just bleurghhhh.
Anyway, enough feeling sorry for myself.
Here's a list of my favourite celebrity mumpets to lighten the mood.
Will Young - because he's smiley and happy and officially the nicest man in pop
KT Tunstall - because she is smiley and happy and a proper eco-warrier too
Mark Owen - because he's smiley and happy and has a cocker spaniel
Rolf Harris - because he's the beardy uber-mumpet
I wish we could all get together, share a pot of tea and some carrot cake, and have a big cwtch under a particularly soft blanket.